“Well it’s a tough choice Krusty but I’ll have to say shoot Mel out of a cannon!” said Bart on the phone. The bullies beat up the ice cream parlor worker. A voice comes from nowhere. He pulls Bart free and they celebrate. Homer yelled towards the attic. Which will be a lot better than the last birthday presents I got him...”. Is that you? I created the universe, stupid kid.Todd: Forgive my brother, we believe you!Bart: Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you! “Digital Audiotape, my ass.” said Kearney before rocketing off into oblivion via his own farts propelling him. "Good morning, birthday boy!" The phone rang again. Happy birthday to you! (A staff member in costume.). Mon tour est passé. They go to ask everyone for help. January 19, 2021 Eek! Um I’m pretty sure she did get Timmy out of the well every time he fell in there... Bart watches as the media storm is whipped up by his prank. “And that makes him a hero how?” Lisa asked. Look, you make this really cool sound with it!" “See you señor Bart...” she sighed romantically. Bart opens a card while eating breakfast. Homer : D’OH ! That afternoon Marge is preparing for Bart's party at Wall e Weasel's, a pizza parlor. Righteous...!” said Lisa in awe as she left with the money to buy Bart a birthday present. See, violence does solve everything!" Oscar replies. As you wish birthday boy!” Krusty laughed. “And Funky see, Funky do will be back with more of their cover albums after these commercials. Oscar replies. “Hey hey birthday boy, or girl!” Krusty greeted him on the studio phone. Eventually Sting breaks through to the bottom of the well and finds Bart. After Bart's party. "It's called karma!". “Dear Lord, before we eat the bounty you gave us please, please save poor Timmy O’toole...” said Marge praying. Bart : [A la radio] Et nous diffuserons sur cette fréquence tout les jours jusqu'à la levée du couvre-feu. There's only one beer and it's Bart's... Waittaminute! Help! A staff member in a costume had to put him out with a fire extinguisher. There was the rude body builder neighbour in Rod’s old room lifting weights, Bart had an idea. My Rejected Scripts #3: Deadli-er Catch – A fake show pitch ends with a related Simpsons reference to poor Pinchy the lobster. “Sorry Mel, you know the rules...”. The badly injured worker says weakly as he cowers and runs back to his counter. Radio Bart Created By Matt Groening Developed By James L. Brooks Matt Groening Sam Simon Radio Bart Supervising Producers Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky Producers George Meyer Richard Sakai David Silverman Co-Producer John Swartzwelder Co-Produced and Written By Jon Vitti Directed By Carlos Baeza Executive Producers Al Jean & Mike Reiss Executive Producers … Eventually the rest of town reluctantly agree to help out. You can go today if you want after you get dressed." Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Oscar did his best to give Hugo a birthday party in the attic with party food. LISA: Yes, remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home. “Obligatory Maestro Forte reference...” he explained to the fourth wall. He gets a tiny cactus, “Too prickly...” a tape labeler from Patty and Selma. I didn't think they talked." Homer is disappointed Bart didn't like his gift. They take the canary to Dr Hibbert. The music video has slutty under dressed ladies doing erotic dancing in a night club. Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. "Here's my present, boy." "And Jimbo and his gang. Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. In the episode "Radio Bart" Bruce Springsteen was originally asked to appear instead of Sting. "Just get Mom and Dad!" Bart's in danger right now! Bart replied. "Cooool! I'll show you some fun you can do with it! “Well I think I might! Bart is then getting a birthday squishee from Apu when Oscar gets another call from Marge. During the week Lisa watches a special episode of Itchy and Scratchy where Scratchy falls down a well and is eaten by a crocodile. "Eat it and get out." Your the birthday! "Bart?". “Hey! Then her friends are making fun of Timmy so she tells them off. Lisa yells. It's my birthday! “That’s wonderful! "Yes mom... Not to cry wolf and pretend someone's in danger." That evening Bart read his script to say he was supposed to be pranking Rod and Todd Flanders. There was no Timmy o'Toole. I’ll get help!” said Willie leaving to raise the alarm. Pondering why there's a rope leading into the well they untie it. The cops go back to the station. Lisa yells. But I want to be moronically silly! After that phone call Marge asks Homer if he got Bart a present. Bart was doing a voice with his AM radio karaoke thingy. You have got to stop watching so many horror movies!" RADIO DJ Top of the hour, time for the morning news. "Wait for me, Lad!" The very rude ice cream parlour worker gives him a miniscule ice cream. The episode was based on Ace in the Hole (1951), which sees the story of a down-and-out journalist exploiting a story about a man trapped in a cave to re-jump start his career. "Heeelp!" Bart rolled his eyes. ... Division in “Treehouse of Horror IV”, it’s also eerily reminiscent of Bart’s free birthday sundae in “Radio Bart”. “We’re gonna roll this trucking convoy. "Well, I labelled Dad's butt this morning. "Hrmmmm... Bart be careful with that..." Marge worries how powerful that mike is. "Later. "Shut up in there, mutant!" Then the creepy animatronics play the birthday song! Inquisitive he goes in there. She throws it down to him. In all, this episode is on a par with "Radio Bart" and "Bart the Lover." Bart replies. D'oh! Bart goes outside to check the mail. There's Milhouse, Martin, Richard, Wendel, Lewis, Nelson....". It was a geeky cardigan and hat like the one he was wearing. A native of Read More Artist Radio One morning in the front lounge Homer is reading the photo album looking at all the cute photos of his children. Bart : [A la radio] Et nous en avons pleins d’autres sur Homer Simpson. Bart opened the gift from his sister. There were people on the street of Evergreen Terrace singing too. Bart was making out with a random Spanish girl when his watch beeps. Captain McCallister suggests an eagle flying him out in its talons despite that there's no such eagle that big and it probably won't fit down the well. He was delicious...". Right?" “I’M BOLTED TO THE WALL!!”. "Nelson was his bully, remember? Both scenes have the character come in and expect free goodies. "Guys it's my present hand it over." “Hey at least I’m doing something! John Swartzwelder The Simpsons - Episode 05 - Bart the General (Air date: February 4, 1990) Bart play a practical joke to the school bully Nelson Muntz, thing not to wise from Bart as Nelson attacks Bart every day after school. “What’s that Lassie?! Oscar replies as he watches Bart eat his sundae. Bart hands over his coupon. The news reports that the Timmy o'Toole story was just a horrid prank on the townspeople. “Okay here you go.” said Homer giving her far too much money for a birthday present while transfixed by the sexy ladies dancing on the TV. "One birthday ice cream sundae please!" A Hooahahaha laugh confirmed it was Krusty in person. “Bart you- Ay carumba?! Vitti said r… He buys it. Milhouse and Nelson high five Bart congratulating his prank. "You don't have a birthday, unlike your normal twin! “Narrator no!” Bart whined from his bedroom with his microphone. His family surprise him at breakfast. "Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson, young man..." Marge lectures him. Happy birthday to yooooou!” Oscar sung. "...No. "D'oh!" Then townsfolk come up with ideas, some ridiculous, to save him. "I'll never grow up! "Sure," Bart replies as Oscar pays for his squishee and candy. dancing? I'm trying to work here!" "Bart, that wasn't funny. Homer arrives. They go to Lisa's room and hack into her radio. "You'll grow into it sweetie!" He rolled his eyes at Oscar not realising. “Here’s that beer you wanted Homer...” said a living Krusty doll with fangs carrying a bottle of duff too big for it to carry. Now!” Arnold yelled. The show has also made name for itself in its fearless satirical take … Suddenly Bart starts sobbing. We have been observing your planet and intend to invade and enslave you all! “Lyme disease narrator...” Lisa sighed. Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. “Well as you know little birthday boy because you paid to have your birthday announced on the Krusty the clown show you get a special birthday song and either Mel plays his slide whistle or we shoot Mel out of a cannon!”. “Dad! Some moments later he arrives at Bart and Oscar's table with a huge sundae. Roger Bart & Company Radio - Now Playing on Pandora. It's his birthday! Suddenly Willie decides to help out. "Happy Birthday, Bart!" Vitti said renting the film was the first thing … Marge presumes from Maggie, not realizing Bart hacked into Maggie's radio. BART: He is? He climbs down the well. Wall e Weasel's Pizza Palace is a reference to Chuck e Cheeses and other pizza parlours with mascots and arcades. "The Simpsons" Radio Bart (TV Episode 1992) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Marge we need more chocolate vanilla and strawberry ice cream.". "Back in the tunnel!" Hahahahaha! Eeeeeew!” Oscar called Bart but saw him in mid snog with a Spanish girl called Rosarita. Jon Vitti did not watch the film until after the episode had been written; "[Groening] came in out of nowhere and just gave me, start to finish, the whole story." I’ll celebrate your birthday with you.” Oscar said to the attic hatch. “And I’ll clean you for free.” Um that last bits weird someone call the FBI on him... Then the owners of Lassie and all her friends suggested something equally stupid involving Lassie. Bart avoids her question. “And so I dreamt I was married to Corey and we lived on a pony farm and I was riding a cute little white pony and Corey was always walking around with his shirt off... mmmmmmmm!” said Lisa aroused by shirtless Corey. 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